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I thought of asking this question based on a question of Stackoverflow programmer jokes.... Then i googled to find this which was quite interesting...

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Any more jokes from other users would make this question so interesting....

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asked 24 Mar '10, 04:10

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Enjoyed these very much!

(24 Mar '10, 04:56) Emi

I don't know if this is a real story or a joke...

A little girl had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:

"How does it know it's me?"

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answered 24 Mar '10, 17:41

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Children are like farts - you can just about get used to the smell of your own.

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answered 26 Mar '10, 12:16

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+1 LOL!! Dude! I have teenage boys! There is no "getting used" to that smell!

(26 Mar '10, 18:47) Neen
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answered 24 Mar '10, 09:49

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@scott I was looking for text type not cartoon type...

(24 Mar '10, 16:09) Pandiya Chendur
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@Pandiya: I know - I just thought that people interested in one might be interested in the other too. :)

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@scott gotcha...

(25 Mar '10, 03:34) Pandiya Chendur
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