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My daughter had a good one this morning at pre-school:

"Sometimes when we're in the circle we say the Plegiance."

(Referring to the Pledge of Allegiance)

Or this one:

"Mommy and daddy need to go to the chirotractor."

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Those are adorable. Making me look forward to my daughter learning to speak.

(06 Oct '09, 02:56) Tammy ♦♦

Yeah me too - I can't wait for mine to speak.

(06 Oct '09, 03:00) dreamerisme

My favorite from my daughter is " Mommy why does daddy tell the cars to hit the gas petal don't the people drive the cars."

Or my eight year old who came up to me and said, "hey Mom if you are the tooth fairy when you come to give me my money tonight will you turn off my music too".

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love the tooth fairy one!

(06 Oct '09, 07:46) Sabrina

my 3 year old said, "My poptart is breakin... I need tape mommy!"

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Some gems from my daughter:

The grocery store is where the groceries live.

"W" starts with "V."

I need to listen to you. (Translation: You need to listen to me.)

And our all time favorite - she walked up to my husband holding the "F" magnet from the frige and said:

Daddy tell me some F words.

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